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A goat walks into a employment office and says to the assistant:
"Excuse me pal, you got any jobs for me?"
The assistant picks himself up off the floor and recomposes himself,
"Um, yeah, leave it to me. Come back in an hour and I'll see what I can do for you."
The goat leaves and the assistant rings Billy Smart's Circus.
"Hey Billy - you interested in a talking goat?"
"Of course, send him along! If he's any good there'll be a few bucks in it for you!"
An hour later, the goat trots back into the employment office.
The assistant gushes,
"Great news! You've got an interview tomorrow at Billy Smarts Circus!"
The goat looks puzzled.
"What does a circus want with a bricklayer?"
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