This guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking goat for Sale." He rings the bell
and the owner tells him the goat is in the
backyard. The guy goes into the
backyard and sees a goat sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the goat replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The goat looks up and says, "Well, I discovered
this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the
government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a goat would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies eight years running. The jetting around really
tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed
up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch
of medals. Had a wife, a mess of kids, and
now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the goat.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says," "This goat is amazing. Why on earth
are you selling him, and so cheap?"
The owner replies, "Because he's a liar. He didn't
do any of that stuff he told you."