This is a goat farmer’s (me) remake of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my true love (Lee) gave to me
A big smelly buck in a buck pen.
(I asked, "Just one?")

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two rough goat barns. (Just two?)
And a big smell-ly buck.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three barrels for grain (Only three?)
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smell-ly buck.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four bred does (It’s about time, but won’t smelly buck be disappointed?)
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smell-ly buck.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five PVC pipe feeders (So few?)
Four bred does,
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smell-ly buck.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six rubber water buckets (No tanks?)
Five PVC pipe feeders,
Four bred does,
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smell-ly buck.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven hog panels for kidding stalls (Is that all the store had?)
Six rubber water buckets,
Five PVC pipe feeders,
Four bred does,
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smell-ly buck.

On the eighth day of Christmas my bred does gave to me
Eight bouncing kids (Hey, Lee, look what I have!)
Seven hog panels for kidding stalls,
Six rubber water buckets,
Five PVC pipe feeders,
Four bred does,
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smell-ly buck.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine run-in sheds (So few?)
Eight bouncing kids,
Seven hog panels for kidding stalls,
Six rubber water buckets,
Five PVC pipe feeders,
Four bred does,
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smell-ly buck.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten unbred does (Oh, Lee, smelly buck is so happy)
Nine run-in sheds,
Eight bouncing kids,
Seven hog panels for kidding stalls,
Six rubber water buckets,
Five PVC pipe feeders,
Four bred does,
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smell-ly buck.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love saw me do
Eleven times chasing bouncing kids to put them back in their pens,
Ten unbred does (who are now bred)
Nine run-in sheds,
Seven hog panels for kidding stalls,
Six rubber water buckets,
Five PVC pipe feeders,
Four bred does,
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smel-ly buck.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve large round bales of hay, (What? No square bales?)
Eleven times chasing bouncing kids,
Ten unbred does (bred now to smelly buck)
Eight bouncing kids,
Seven hog panels for kidding stalls,
Six rubber water buckets,
Five PVC pipe feeders,
Four bred does,
Three barrels for grain,
Two rough goat barns,
And a big smel-ly buck.